I am pretty sure everyone gets 15 minutes of fame.

Andy Warhol said it, it must be true.

Really. And some, well they get WAY MORE than 15 minutes, and deserve WAY less.

See below. (throat clearing… whisper voiceover “Jersey Shore”)

However, I digress. 

Maybe you just want to  look like a star, and a big one, without voluntarily, (or involuntarily,) spending the cash to do it.

Our hero George Clooney!  Now, if he would just settle down, but then again, why would he?

Secret #1

Suck it up.
Holly-world: Spend $50,000.00 for plastic surgery to curtail tummy expansion, outward movement of thighs, declining breast mass and extra  back skin.

Real-world: Purchase Kymaro body upper and lower body shapers, and watch the transformation happen instantly without anesthesia!

These underpinnings are wonderful, and work those trouble areas like a pro team!  If it is good enough for these celebrities, it will work for the everyday gal too!

Monique getting her Oscar and she is all shaped up!

Yep, even Gaga wears Kymaro!

Natalia Maggio and her swag bag backstage.

Brody Hutzler takes some home for some lucky gal!

Secret #2

Keep an eye out for the competition.

Holly-world: Spend beaucoup bucks on diamond embossed, striped “venetian” lensed, snakeskin lined sunglasses and eyeglasses, reaching heights of  tens of thousands of dollars.

Kanye in his Alain Mikli glasses.

Real-world: Buy a few pairs of Guess glasses, and have a different one for every day of the week!  Check out the Cat-eyed look for the hottest stares around!

Secret #3

Make sure you carry ALL your baggage on the outside, where the paparazzi can get a clear shot of it.

Holly-world: Give birth to at least 10 children, at one time, or adopt children, but only from a third world country.

Roll them around in the most expensive stroller made, like this Bugaboo Cameleon model.

Real-world: Purchase  AMAZING and high quality totes, baby bags  and everyday clutches from Radley London. The quality is superior, and the styling is classic, yet fun!

While you are at it…maybe the above picture will scare you into leaving the children at home with a sitter,  and have a spa day with friends!

Secret #4

Dress the part, but never pay high end retail pricing for it.

Holly-world: Go to at least three big premiers, awards shows, presentations, dinners, and parties a week. Make sure that a different designer gown ,cocktail dress or evening outfit  is worn to each of them.

Jennifer Lopez in over the top Armani Prive

Real-world: Even A-list talented fashionistas  are flocking to Unique Vintage, an online source for all things fun and formal!

Stars like Carrie Underwood, Miss USA, Rachel Smith, Taylor Smith, Kim Kardashian, Jordin Sparks and more have been seen all over town in their JOVANI designs and you can too!

Grab a couple of these darling dresses for WAY less than a designer original!

(Plus you won’t have to give it back after the event!)

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